La Route à Plogoff

Next day at the first turn Mark goes on

We double back and meet him in Crozon

Tim’s feeling the cold 

But is ever so bold

And refuses to put any clothes on

The conditions turned right to make hay

On the rolling hills to Douarnenez

Tim and Pete would attack

While Mike & Mark fell back

With expressions of utter dismay 

Why does lunch take so long, thought Mike

I’ll just take a look at my bike

This required a stop 

At the bicycle shop

Which Strava shows as a spike

It was gone 3 before we got away

But a tailwind made that ok

When the hotel was near

We had a swim and a beer 

Then the final hill of the day

Here I should add Mark’s interlude

While swimming he saw something rude

Now here’s the joke 

He thought her a bloke

Even though she was totally nude

When our hotel was finally found 

Our spirits fell to the ground 

Our rooms were quite seedy

No soap for the needy

Restaurant nowhere around

So back on our bikes up the hill

At the creperie we had our fill

The food was just fine

But the beer and the wine 

Put a shocking amount on the bill

Concarneau