“Coast and Camel” is the day’s title
The coast is just climb after climb
Thro’ resorts that are vibrant and vital
Tho’ I don’t have the vigour to rhyme
The camel starts with 10 miles of flatline
Before we get to the hump
But that’s just a gentle incline
Till Bodmin brings more of a bump
When we get to Maudlin I’m thinkin’
Of all the places we’ve seen
Then I get to thinkin’ I’m maudlin
What a perfect 5 days it has been.