Breakfast talk was all about dog poo
A topic that’s sure to depress you
It was white in our youth
A mysterious truth
What the change in dogs’ diets can do
Thursday was to be the long day
Goats Pass the first hill on the way
How we turned those cogs
To the Box of Frogs
The best coffee in Bantry Bay
The Rocky Road and the scones were quite fine
Denry’s croissant was just on the line
A cushion was needed
For Mark as he pleaded
‘Bout the state of his tender behind
Cyclists remedies can hardly be dafter
They’re often the cause of much laughter
Sudocrem’s a must
Says Mark I trust
Y’all use it before during and after
After a tour of Bantry square
The road to Glengarriff was fair
But Beautiful Beara
Could not have been clearer
Shame the headwind was permanently there
Tim fell off his bike, his brake bent
We arrived at Eyeries quite spent
Everyone agreed
We really don’t need
Another Type 2 event
Three doubles but no single bed
Soon sorted, then we were well fed
Fran was bemused
Our orders confused
“There always has to be one”, she said