The Road to Dundee

(With apologies to the Proclaimers)

Great start to the day, I’m soon on my way

From happiness to misery Ah-ha

Rain clouds are brewing, gotta do what I’m doing 

Making the most of my liberty Ah-ha

The harbours round here, hardly used I fear

Elie, Pittenweem, Anstruther

But the East Fife trail ends in Crail

And it couldn’t be much smoother 

After coffee and scone, the headwind is gone 

But I’m still well ahead of the rains

In St Andrews’ a throng, then the boys come along

Once Tim’s viewed the ancient remains 

Tentmuir rough track, along which we hack

Through pine forest down to the shore

My mind can be thorough and it’s so like Newborough

I expect Wiwer Goch by the store

This is the story of finding my serenity 

I get out of breath but it’s now a necessity  

People, I'm making no claims to no mystery

But sometimes I’m sad when my bike ride’s all history 

It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with

It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with

Dundee to Inverness