I have only three rhymes from my time in Spain, in spite of having spent two autumns there, as well as having done lots of rides in Majorca with the Wednesday Wobble. And two of those rhymes have nothing to do with me...
Nearly a month we’ve been in Spain
Its pleasures not hard to explain
Every week in the heat
This cycling treat,
Rewarding again and again.
I divert to Mesa Roldán
It has to be done, if you can
The climb is a beast
But oh what a feast
For the eyes of a tired old man.
In the National Park I wobble away
Hardly a car on the road today
‘Mongst the rolling vistas
Just a band of ciclistas
“Vamos” they disparagingly say.
I take to the mountain bike track
From here there is no going back
“Access only” says the sign
But in this craze of mine
I ignore it, just for the craic.
In a wilderness calm and serene
Not a soul for miles to be seen
Just small birds that forage
On the track or its edge
And the coast with hills in between
In Carboneras, as usual, I stop
I’m a regular at this coffee shop
Then Sopalmo climb
Plays on my mind
I can’t believe I’ll get to the top.
I’ve always managed to do it
As if there is nothing to it
Still I fear the worst,
That there will be a first
Time when I come to rue it.