We set off on the Waterford Greenway
A great surface to start a fine day
The Irish have a knack
For superb tarmac
Cause they know that the EU will pay.
Very soon we’ve got on a roll
Till Gary’s tyre goes up the pole
He does quite well
With his sealant gel
It goes everywhere but in the hole.
Now Waterford’s a city well named
Who knew they were once Viking slaves
Till a Brit married a Norse
And made matters worse
Now the English are hardly their faves.
Between Passage East and Ballyhack
The ferry shuttles on a tack
A beautiful river mouth
But it’s so far south
I wonder if I’ll ever be back.
At Wellingtonbridge Lemon & Lime
We have lunch that’s well beyond time
A light bite to eat
Then a heavy retreat
Once Den’s done his usual pantomime.
For five miles Jamie is giving me grief
He’s sweating and low on belief
He’s on a knife edge
Cause he won’t use the hedge
Till Adamstown brings him relief.
Another great day on the trails
Ireland’s scenery just never fails
Now diddley-eye beckons
Rubbish, Tim reckons
Let’s see what the evening entails.