A series of hills make the start quite grim
Not sure I deserve the abuse from Tim
We roll into Wicklow
Ever so slow
Too late to go in the harbour swim
Mark brings news that the polo we’ll skip
Never more welcome words from his lip
But the snotgreen sea
Is calling to me
At the Forty Foot we plan our dip.
We went in at Whiterock instead
Cold in the mist, it must be said
The Forty Foot is now a craze
Full of urchins and Dublin hoorays
Who probably wear their dry-robes to bed.